View product Gemini — Somewhere in Drive
For the Google-everything person.

Concept image. Final design may change.
Apparel
Price to be announced
No em dashes. I mean it. For the ChatGPT person whose custom instructions have custom instructions. DiGi has the red pen ready. A little inside joke about trying to make AI writing sound like you.
Color Forest green
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Independent OneBrain parody concept. Not official merchandise, a collaboration, or endorsed by the AI provider referenced. Brand names identify the subject of the joke.
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